Another shit-tastic dream

I'm not sure what this dream was inspired by... Maybe it is the all the scat metal getting to my head.

I'm standing in a barren room. The room reminds me of a room you might find in an old Spanish mission. White, uneven plaster-ish walls... a little dirty. However, in this particular room, there is a trash chute of sorts in the corner, dug into the ground. An absolutely filthy tunnel running straight down, maybe two feet in diameter, filled with composting waste typical of your average back-alley dumpster. Peering into the tunnel, the tunnel drops at least a hundred feet before you can begin to see the dumpster waste floating in water.

Bryan decides it would be a good idea to explore the tunnel. He fills it with water until the water/garbage level rises to within about 10 feet of the entrance and he jumps in. The water level drops, and Bryan disappears into the tunnel.

When it's my turn, I decide I'll just jump into the tunnel when the waterlevel is still a hundred foot drop away. However, as I peer into the tunnel, I see that it is clogged with shit just a couple feet away from the mouth. So naturally, I grab the nearest canteloupe and begin beating the shit out of the clog with it until the clog releases its shitty hold and falls into the tunnel.

I strip down into the nude in a nearby room and jump into the tunnel. As I fall, the tunnel turns into a water-park style tube slide of shit. I fly, careening this way and that at high speeds, flying past pieces of other people's long forgotten refuse for several minutes before I pop out at an unknown location, possibly miles away.

Then I wake up and find myself COVERED IN FECES!!!!

Or not. I gotta go take a shit now.