Anal Cockroach Problem

Music: David Ko & Harris Hancock

Lyrics: David Ko & Harris Hancock

Edits by Jack Wright in brackets

Jenny was the hottest girl in class

Encountered a special breed of roach

A roach that lives in ass

Of disgust beyond reproach

[Omit]I scream the following phrase [/Omit]

COCK ASS ROACH

Now she shits in front of a webcam

for all freak freaks to see

But there's not a thick enough anal dam

for her ass to be sexy to me

(Solo: DK)

Now some say 12 year olds are much too young to date

Some have never met me

But even I would never date her

for fear her roaches may migrate

Ass to ass, cheek to cheek

roaches grow bigger, week by week

Bathing in shit, engorged on flesh

Jenn's outlook is ass roach bleak

For all my blustry words, I must confess

her doey eyes, they drew me in

I could not resist her insectile turds

Only roaches remain, a testament to my sin

Birthing Maggots

Music: DK

Lyrics: Jack Wright (during Dave's 24th bday at Sudwerks, getting progressively drunker and writing on a napkin so don't go expecting Shakespear)

Squirming deep within you

Feel it devouring your life

Nothing left but rotting flesh

Your [undecipherable] ~ing pool of gore

Festering life growing [unknown word]

Devoured by all that you fear

Brought to life by a fucking whore

Birthing Maggots

Eating their way

Through your cuuuuuuunt

Birthing Maggots

Nothing left but

Birthing Maggots

Larger they're [unknown word] within your womb

Devouring you from the inside

Routing deep within your cunt

Until they erupt in a tower of blood

[Yeeeaaahhhh, probably not the best thing I've ever written. Just thought I'd include it].

Fecal Vomit

Music: Unwritten

Lyrics: Jack Wright and David Ko

I've never felt this way before

This feeling is so new

A sensation within my heart

And with you, it just grew

How can I tell you

This feeling is hard to explain

Anticipation, a little fear

Mixed with a tiny hint of pain

It's never happened to me before

No longer can it lie dormit

It's not about my love for you

No, it's FECAL VOMIT!

Pouring from my mouth

Rancid chyme erupting forth

Fecal Vomit

Fecal Vomit

Grotesque contortions from a bloated gut

Straining shit through bloodied teeth

Fecal Vomit

Fecal Vomit

Exploding distended intestinal agony

Impacted bowels, dear god fuck me

Fecal Vomit

Fecal Vomit

Out my nose and

Out my eyes

Can't hold it in

Won't even try

My death is nigh

The end is near

Mouth full shit

My own worst fear

Fecal Vomit (Repeat until end of song)