Wednesday, December 22, 2010

butt sex

anal fornication
fecal copulation
curdled ejaculation

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Subjects For Songs??

Fasciolopsiasis ~ largest intestinal flukes in humans.


Maple Syrup Urine Disease (sure it's not shit, but it could possibly fit in the scat metal genre.

Maceration (maybe something involving either babies or your mom.... DK: "Infantile Maceration, Macerated Fetus."

......more to come.......

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Anal Cockroach Problem

Music: David Ko & Harris Hancock
Lyrics: David Ko & Harris Hancock
Edits by Jack Wright in brackets


Jenny was the hottest girl in class
Encountered a special breed of roach
A roach that lives in ass
Of disgust beyond reproach
[Omit]I scream the following phrase [/Omit]

COCK ASS ROACH

Now she shits in front of a webcam
for all freak freaks to see
But there's not a thick enough anal dam
for her ass to be sexy to me

(Solo: DK)

Now some say 12 year olds are much too young to date
Some have never met me
But even I would never date her
for fear her roaches may migrate

Ass to ass, cheek to cheek
roaches grow bigger, week by week
Bathing in shit, engorged on flesh
Jenn's outlook is ass roach bleak

For all my blustry words, I must confess
her doey eyes, they drew me in
I could not resist her insectile turds
Only roaches remain, a testament to my sin

Birthing Maggots

Music: DK
Lyrics: Jack Wright (during Dave's 24th bday at Sudwerks, getting progressively drunker and writing on a napkin so don't go expecting Shakespear)


Squirming deep within you
Feel it devouring your life
Nothing left but rotting flesh

Your [undecipherable] ~ing pool of gore
Festering life growing [unknown word]
Devoured by all that you fear
Brought to life by a fucking whore

Birthing Maggots
Eating their way
Through your cuuuuuuunt
Birthing Maggots
Nothing left but
Birthing Maggots

Larger they're [unknown word] within your womb
Devouring you from the inside
Routing deep within your cunt
Until they erupt in a tower of blood


[Yeeeaaahhhh, probably not the best thing I've ever written. Just thought I'd include it].

Fecal Vomit

Music: Unwritten
Lyrics: Jack Wright and David Ko


I've never felt this way before
This feeling is so new
A sensation within my heart
And with you, it just grew

How can I tell you
This feeling is hard to explain
Anticipation, a little fear
Mixed with a tiny hint of pain

It's never happened to me before
No longer can it lie dormit
It's not about my love for you
No, it's FECAL VOMIT!

Pouring from my mouth
Rancid chyme erupting forth
Fecal Vomit
Fecal Vomit

Grotesque contortions from a bloated gut
Straining shit through bloodied teeth
Fecal Vomit
Fecal Vomit

Exploding distended intestinal agony
Impacted bowels, dear god fuck me
Fecal Vomit
Fecal Vomit

Out my nose and
Out my eyes
Can't hold it in
Won't even try

My death is nigh
The end is near
Mouth full shit
My own worst fear

Fecal Vomit (Repeat until end of song)

Thursday, January 21, 2010

04:27:29 PM) david: god, why is my internet so slow? Signed, david.
(04:27:59 PM) Bryan: P.S. do you think susie likes me? Circle yes or no
(04:28:34 PM) david: P.P.S. Do angels have dicks? Just wondering
(04:29:29 PM) Bryan: P.P.P.S. deliver me from my rank foot odor, for the Love of You