Beer and Dreams

So since dreams seems to be a common theme in the last couple posts, I'll just continue along with it, although it's not as heavy as DK's last posted dream............ yeesh.

Anyway, I was walking through a store similar to Cost Plus, but more like Beverages & More (fuck that BevMo shit). I saw a display of beer that was labeled as "Scottish Oatmeal Stout." The sign next to the stand was printed that you could buy individual beers for $1.59 or the six pack for $11.54, similar to Harris' 212miles/7days=14.1 miles thing, in that the exact price printed (tax included) was $11.54. While still in the dream, I thought that $1.59 was reasonalbe for the beer, but $11.54 was a bit steep to pay for a six pack of beer.

Now after I woke up (and promptly urinated in a toilet), I quickly took out my phone/calculator to determine how accurate my brain was thinking.

1 Beer = $1.59
6 Beer = $1.59 x 6 = $9.54
CRV = $0.10 x 6 = $0.60 + $9.54 = $10.54
Tax = 0.0775% x $10.54 = $0.82 + $10.54 = $11.36

So the calculations in my dream were only 18 cents off. I was kind of impressed.

Then I went back asleep and had some odd dream about this girl who was convinced that she was some sort of assistant anti-christ and asked the real anti-christ to "mark me." The guy, who was out of frame then make three deep "claw" marks on each cheek of her face then three more on the back of her neck. She then said, "I am now the Warlock." The scene then cut to this stone temple out in a desert and these five metalic statues (about 15ft high) started moving down from their dias. There was a voice in the background from I don't know where saying that these metalic creations were the Metatron. It was rather comedic though, when these things got down to the last step, they all jump down to the ground level (about a foot) in unison, and that's where the dream stopped.

What would all this mean? That I want beer and the assistant to the anti-christ is rather attractive apparently. But, I'm at work right now, so I'm going to have to settle for a chocolate cookie and a coke.